we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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