Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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