ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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