if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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