I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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