This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
