i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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