i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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