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• (253): View more from Washington

  Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab

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  I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?

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• (914): View more from New York

  we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30

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• (917): View more from New York City

  They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't think we should have started that trash fire

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• (979): View more from Texas

  Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.

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  You eat cookies in the shower?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.

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• (858): View more from California

  I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"

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