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• (863): View more from Florida

  I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good

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• (760): View more from California

  We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day

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