I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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