David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
