I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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