After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I have demons in me.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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