A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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