I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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