he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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