I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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