So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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