Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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