Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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