So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
you traded sex for a burrito?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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