I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra