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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.

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• (310): View more from California

  i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets

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  julia child would be proud.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?

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• (323): View more from California

  What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...

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• (585): View more from New York

  Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....

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