can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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