I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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