Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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