why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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