You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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