My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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