I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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