Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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