so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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