How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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