I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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