the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
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It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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