Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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