I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Michael Bay diarrhea
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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