Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
