Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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