I'm going to jail i love you
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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