I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I am full of burrito and curiosity
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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