Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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