Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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