My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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