you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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