One girl and one boy is just not enough.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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