In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
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And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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