He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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