You're earring is so big in my mouth
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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