Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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