Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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