You're so nebulous sometimes
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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