I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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