im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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