is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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